if you’re gonna post topless pictures on the Internet at least make sure you have nice boobs that’s all
yeah remember before taking any topless photos you must first check with tumblr user kittening to make sure your breasts are an acceptable level of attractive and if they aren’t then you’re hideous and you should hate your body and never ever show show your breasts to anyone on account of them being so not nice
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A blinded Australian soldier is guided to a field hospital away from the battlefront by a Papuan native. Buna, Christmas Day, 1942.
George Silk
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before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
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